Housemate: "Sister wives usually have their own living quarters."Sarcasticluther Nadia Bolz-Weber
Housemate [off my look]: "I'm just sayin..."
me: "You with your facts..."
Housemate: "I think you're gonna find a lot of people who can cook gourmet meals and don't do dishes."
jazzpastord Debra Avery
me: "Whereas I DON'T cook gourmet meals, but I *do* do dishes. Clearly there's a strong market [for me]."
Housemate: "You'll just have to, I don't know, whore yourself out."
RevFulbright Amelia Fulbright
Housemate bought Halloween candy today. Bets on how much will be left come Halloween?
I said I'd probably be fairly well able to not eat any -- but that's because I frequently get free desserts at work.
Housemate: "Yes, you have dessert fairies. If I had dessert fairies at work, I'd probably eat less of this, too."
me: "You didn't tell me we got Reese's Peanut Butter Cups."
me: "I am reminding myself I have dessert fairies."
Housemate: "It's true. And I've added myself to the list, as I too am bringing candy into your life."
Subject Line refers to the fact that someone asked what the name of our house is so they could check into it on FourSquare. (I now have a vague desire for our house to have a name. Am open to suggestions.)