Elizabeth Scripturient (the delinquent, ecumenical (hermionesviolin) wrote,
Elizabeth Scripturient (the delinquent, ecumenical
hermionesviolin

tales from the unnamed house

 Nadia Bolz-Weber 
There are times I wish I were a better house keeper. I want a neat and organized home ? 'tpolygamous
Housemate: "Sister wives usually have their own living quarters."

Housemate [off my look]: "I'm just sayin..."

me: "You with your facts..."
 Debra Avery 
@ 
 I need a wife, too. Or perhaps communal living with the right mix of people.  
Housemate: "I think you're gonna find a lot of people who can cook gourmet meals and don't do dishes."

me: "Whereas I DON'T cook gourmet meals, but I *do* do dishes.  Clearly there's a strong market [for me]."

Housemate: "You'll just have to, I don't know, whore yourself out."
 Amelia Fulbright 
@ 
 I have wished for a sister wife on many occasions. 'tpolygamouseither :(
***

Housemate bought Halloween candy today.  Bets on how much will be left come Halloween?

I said I'd probably be fairly well able to not eat any -- but that's because I frequently get free desserts at work.

Housemate: "Yes, you have dessert fairies.  If I had dessert fairies at work, I'd probably eat less of this, too."

[Later]

me: "You didn't tell me we got Reese's Peanut Butter Cups."

me: "I am reminding myself I have dessert fairies."

Housemate: "It's true.  And I've added myself to the list, as I too am bringing candy into your life."

***

Subject Line refers to the fact that someone asked what the name of our house is so they could check into it on FourSquare.  (I now have a vague desire for our house to have a name.  Am open to suggestions.)
Tags: apartment: living, internet toys: twitter
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