http://www.playmash.com
You will live in House.
You will drive a white bike.
You will marry Joe and have 4 kids.
You will be a librarian in San Francisco.
2002
http://www.dollarshort.org/mash/
Your wife's name is Terry and you have 2 children. You're a librarian who drives to work every day in a purple bike.
It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Terry in your mansion in Scotland.