The Groove girls had really nice skirts.
Props to the first year class. [Smith Romeo&Juliet -- Quad&GreenStreet] One Smithie says of the other: “I want to give her my hand.” I have such a dirty mind.
Staff Council had a skit. This better be the start of a tradition ‘cause they fucking rocked. The Sound of Music in 6 minutes, 45 seconds. Maria goes to the house of Christ.
“I am an Ada, and I don’t need a governess.”
“I am a transfer student, and I want a pink parasol.” “Where did you transfer from?” “Wellesley.”
“I’m a first year, and I am incorrigible. ... What’s ‘incorrigible’?” “I think it means you wanna go to Umass.”
“I’m 5.” “Early acceptance.”
“Joe, Ray, Me... the first three members of the staff. ... Fa, the distance to my ca’....”
I don't want to wonderSophomore class: choose your major, dating game style. Chemistry, Theater, and of course... Study women in a major way (use “heteronormative” at least 4 times a day in conversation...). Nice play on the fact that so many people treat choosing an advisor like getting married.
If this is a blunder
...
I want to love you madly...
I don't want to fake it
I just want to make it
The ornaments look pretty
But they're pulling
Down the branches
Of the tree
I don't want to think about it
I don't want to talk about it
When I kiss your lips
I want to sink
Down to the bottom
Of the sea
I want to love you madly...
don't want to hold back
I don't want to slip down
I don't want to think back to
The one thing that I know I
Should have done
I don't want to doubt you
Know everything about you
I don't want to sit
Across the table from you
Wishing I could run
I want to love you madly...
Shame Joan and Candi didn’t make jokes about choosing majors afterward.
Juniors did Josephine Millionaire. I really liked last year’s skit about being a junior here while everyone’s abroad and the sweet PowerPoint at the end with messages from juniors abroad, but yay for not always doing the same thing.
“361 seniors walk into a bar.... because they can.” Yeah SIKOS.
The senior skit was kinda lame, but whatcanyado. “I don’t feel that my feelings are being felt. ...” “I hear what you’re saying. I validate it.”
