I am way too amused by this shit.
Okay, so i’ve been getting a slew of porn IMs these past few days, so i’ve been considering blocking anyone except Buddies, but i’m just too lazy. So around 11:30 tonight i get an IM. (Incidentally, everyone’s all about my profile, but no one has an interesting profile themselves. I have shit like “Location: a boring town near Boston, MA... it leaves my mind free to swim in the rainbows and dance amongst the stars in the velvet sky until the beauty makes the moon wants to cry tears of pearls” -- gee, was i in a Savage Garden phase? and this guy has stuff like “Hobbies: Working out, reading, movies / Occupation: Government / Personal Quote: Believe in the truth.”)
Anyway, here’s the conversation. The italicized stuff in brackets is my thoughts.( utilizing lj-cutCollapse )