If my life had a fandom:
a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
c. Who would be in my OT3 with me?
d. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
e. When did I / will I jump the shark?
f. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
I assume “shipper” pairings would be canon pairings, and “slash” pairings would be non-canon (the pairings based on subtext) but you can answer het and same-sex if you’d like.
OT3 is “one true threesome.”
Mary Sue is a character who is far too perfect to be real (and can be male if you want).
A show “jumps the shark” when it is no longer worth watching.
Okay, i think i covered all the jargon.