So, one of the things we inherited from They Who Moved to California is Absolut Citron -- lemon vodka. This shit is horrible. Smells exactly like rubbing alcohol, tastes kinda cottony. I said i probably had friends who would take it off our hands, the beauty of mixed drinks or of being too drunk to care or whatever. My father won't let me give it away, though, because it's... interesting... an acquired taste... earth logic fails here i think.