So this afternoon i get IMed by “Ca1818” (probably because i have chess in my Hobbies in my AOL profile).
me: who are you?
Ca8118: hi, chad from florida
Ca8118: interesting profile, how old are you?
Ca8118: have you ever taken an IQ test?
me: haven't really updated it much in over a year, though -- i'm not on much anymore
me: an online one, yeah
Ca8118: what'd you get on that one?
me: i think 155
Ca8118: was it this one? Take Our All New In-Depth IQ Test!
me: yeah, i think so
Ca8118: nice score!
me: :) thanks
Ca8118: what did you get on the SATs?
me: *sheepish grin*
Ca8118: i was going to ask you to play chess, but i believe i've changed my mind
Ca8118: you probably play with a timer and all
me: i'm actually not that good at chess to be honest
me: no, i'm def. a total amateur
So then my computer didn’t wanna let me play either Yahoo or AOL. Sigh. So we had a fairly normal conversation, except that it was all about me - if i played any sports in high school, what my post-college plans are, etc. Then “may i ask what you look like” I answer fairly vaguely and point out that this has been all about me and i know nothing about him. He says “i'm 6'2 220 lbs brown hair and brown eyes.” I ask him how old he is.
Ca8118: i turned 30 august 5th
me: and you want the stats of a 19 year old? there's something wrong there.
Ca8118: yes, i am wrong, i am completely wrong, a horrib;e person
Ca8118: i simply wanted to picture the person i was chatting with
me: well now you have a vague picture. happy now?
Ca8118: yeah, short girls are cute
Ca8118: looks aren't a big deal to me anyways, the stat that interested me most was your sat score
Ca8118: i've always adored really smart girls
me: you're making a really good comeback here
Ca8118: are you being sarcastic
me: no, i'm being serious
Ca8118: well it's sexy, i hope you don't mind be bluntly saying that
me: no, i don't mind
So then he says he has to go get a bite to eat and hopefully we’ll chat later.