P.S. I could work as a "Writer Assistant" [sic] at WWE. Only not.
The amount of time i spent not working on my UMass paper is ridiculous, though once i was sniffly the idea of lying down in a bed was less than attractive. Anyhow, the UMass paper is the required length and does not suck. And i even went back over it and edited it before e-mailing it to my professor.
Remaining on the plate for today: 2 classes, a work shift, writing the SOP for my top choice grad program, and some miscellany.