anniesj says:Subject: bring it on, bitches.Replies include:
YOUR MOMMA.
Oh, yeah. You heard me.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!I e-mailed my dad the Rock bit, and he wrote: "The level of talent on LJ constantly amazes (and amuses) me."
-ignited
Oh yeah?
OH YEAH?
The Rock wipes the MONKEY'S ASS with what you think!!!
The Rock says this. You run your mouth, you little roody poo candy ass jabroni, about the Rock's momma. Well let the Rock tell you this - The Rock says, know your role, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Look at you talkin' trash to the Rock. Well the Rock talks trash in his sleep! Just like this: zzzz...roody poo candy ass...zzzzz...layeth the smacketh down...zzzzz know your role - IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE. So the Rock says you can take your big ol' trash talkin', turn it sideways AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!!
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....... what the ROCK.......
*lowers sunglasses*
...is cookin'.
-conformismsucks
Oh, yeah?
YOUR THIRD COUSIN TWICE REMOVED ON YOUR FATHER'S SIDE!
-dwivian
