Elizabeth Scripturient (the delinquent, ecumenical (hermionesviolin) wrote,
Elizabeth Scripturient (the delinquent, ecumenical

"welcome to the freakshow, here we go"

Felicia came to entertain me in person.

Some offhand goofy comments (stemming from her belief that i aspire to be her, because our reader responses papers are on similar topics) led to an extensive speculation about my future life in which i move to Ohio to park illegally. I have 4 children -- Fluffy, Muffy, Buffy, Joanne (of course -- though apparently my having offspring frightens Fefe). I coach Buffy (isn't that a funny image) in soccer, and Buffy is male, and i suffer (near) death by soccer ball. I marry Emma (this is the part that frightened me -- and i was reminded of Allie's recoiling in horror at the idea of us dating) who's a bad influence on Muffy. And Joanne is normal and therefore refuses to believe we're her parents, so she goes to Oberlin to find Felicia, whom she believes is her real mother. (Felicia's teaching at Oberlin; that's why i moved to Ohio -- to follow her.)

[P.S. I would never suspect Emma of cheating on me! *smites Felicia*]
Tags: fluffy

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