Elizabeth Scripturient (the delinquent, ecumenical (hermionesviolin) wrote,
Elizabeth Scripturient (the delinquent, ecumenical
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scrollgirl insisted I do this meme.

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

Okay, leaving out the anime and the Futurama robot and all animals save Stitch (‘cause alien!=animal), and calling all photoshoots by primary character name, and just using Meg from the Wrinkle in Time icon, I get:

Without real people:

Angel (BtVS/Angel) + Anya (BtVS) = blah

Athene (goddess) + Buffy (BtVS) = no

Caleb (BtVS) + Connor (Angel) = terrifying

Cordelia (BtVS) + Darla (BtVS/Angel) = um, no

Dawn (BtVS) + Fred (Angel) = but of course

Giles (BtVS) + Glory (BtVS) = please no

Gunn (Angel) + Hermione (HP) = blah

Illyria (Angel) + Inara (Firefly) = um, wow. but no, please.

Kaylee (Firefly) + Lilo (Lilo and Stitch) = the cute overload would kill the world

Lindsey (Angel) + Mal (Firefly) = they've got rather a lot in common, but they would kill each other within a matter of minutes

Meg (A Wrinkle in Time) + Numfar (Angel) = um... he's not given a lot of personality for me to work with here. depending on which stage Meg we're talking about she would probably either be weirded out or take him in stride.

River (Firefly) + Spike (BtVS) = she's like Dru, but not. i think she would terrify him.

Stitch (Lilo and Stitch) + Tara (BtVS) = umm... I think Tara would very much take on a Lilo role

Zoe (Firefly)


With real people:

Angel (BtVS/Angel) + Ani DiFranco (singer/songwriter) = you're kidding, right?

Anya (BtVS) + Asia Argento (actress) = potentially kinda fun

Athene (goddess) + Bif Naked (singer/songwriter) = that would be... interesting

Buffy (BtVS) + Caleb (BtVS) = terrifying

Connor (Angel) + Cordelia (BtVS) = canon?

Darla (BtVS/Angel) + Dawn (BtVS) = creepy

Fred (Angel) + Giles (BtVS) = a reminder that i really need to read "Library Science". we've mentioned already that i wrote commentporn for this pairing, right?

Glory (BtVS) + Gunn (Angel) = um, no

Hermione (HP) + Illyria (Angel) = postWar Hermione would be really interesting for this, in a Wes-like role

Inara (Firefly) + Kaylee (Firefly) = luv!

Lilo (Lilo and Stitch) + Lindsey (Angel) = um...

Mal (Firefly) + Meg (A Wrinkle in Time) = this makes me wish I remembered the L'Eengle-verse canon better as I can't decide how their dynamics would play out.

Numfar (Angel) + River (Firefly) = River might have some interesting insights. and River-in-Pylea period would be quite a trip.

Spike (BtVS) + Stitch (Lilo and Stitch) = Spike would be driven out of town in minutes.

Tara (BtVS) + Zoe (Firefly) = it would be interesting to see Zoe with a confidante.





Meme started by mctabby:

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

One:
Two:
Three:
Four:
Five:
Six:
Seven:
Eight:
Nine:
Ten:
Eleven:
Twelve:


Whedonverse (excluding Firefly)
One: Tara
Two: Dawn
Three: Buffy
Four: Giles
Five: Illyria
Six: Spike
Seven: Kendra
Eight: Ethan
Nine: Lilah
Ten: Connor
Eleven: Jenny
Twelve: Dru

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Spike/Jenny.  Nope, and not interested.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Giles?  Oh yeah.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Dru got Ethan pregnant, I would be seriously worried about the badfic crack.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Okay, excluding the multi-section fics Lilah is totally not the biggest slut on my recs page but hello, Little Black Dress of Fandom.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I have pathetically few Dawn/Spike recs, but I loved their dynamic and am a huge fan of the pairing.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Illyria/Lilah or Illyria/Connor: While Illyria/Connor is not uninteresting,
You know you want to request Lilah/Illyria. Creepy Lilah/Illyria where there's older magicks and older promises, where the goddess-that-was and the goddess-to-be face off and the kisses are prayers, the blood spilled is sweeter than the screams of the beloved sacrifices, where Illyria sees the future and trembles that such an insignificant creature can make such things happen.
-jennyo


What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kendra walks in on Dawn and Dru having sex, and promptly stakes Dru.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Buffy/Connnor: Neither chose their destiny, but they found each other.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Tara/Ethan fluff?  You wouldn't think it, and the plotbunnies I personally have are of the dark variety, but the two fics in this pairing I've actually recced are in fact rather fluffy.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Kendra/Dru: "Mummy's Found Herself a Mockingbird"

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Giles to deflower Tara?  Are we talking first hetsex or first sex ever?  'Cause I'm inclined to go with them bonding over losing Willow (i.e. the Willow they knew and loved, when she starts abusing magic) and um, basically continuing something like "All Tweedy and Sarcastic" ;)

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Kendra slash?  Now that you mention it, I'm intrigued, but I don't think I or any of my flisters have ever read it.  (No, wait, katemonkey's Wishverse femslash.)

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Buffy het?  My flist isn't huge on the Buffster, and when I do see her it tends to be in femslash.  But there is the Buffy/Giles contingent.  Do I actually have any of them friended?  I honestly can't remember if anyone on my flist reads Spike/Buffy.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Jenny?  Um, Ari wrote her in "The Five Games You Play In Heaven" .

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Dawn/Giles/Illyria?  Ari would totally write that.  "Amoral Boundaries" meets Wishverse = angsty hotness!

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Connor: "Father!" ('cause of the guilt)

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Ethan: Well, I dislike "That Old Black Magic," so that's out, appropriate though it may be.  I could be cheesy and say something like "The Mercy of the Fallen."  I'm kinda tempted to go with Catie Curtis' "The Wolf."  Oh, Giles/Ethan to Ani's "School Night."

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Tara/Spike/Dru: bi!Tara and voyeurism, also mindgames

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Dawn to use on Connor: "I'm not real either."

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last Illyria fic I read was sage_theory's Illyria & Giles for nevermet.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
"Spike has kinks that aren't already canon?"  Red wine.  And not because of the blood metaphors, but because it's so sickeningly romantic.  And not even the dark red wine, but the really girly stuff.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Jenny shag Lilah?  Well, they're both dead, and the afterlife provides a plethora of interesting possibilities.  Plus there's always the pre-series plot device.  I read Jenny as very much potentially bi, so I'm gonna give this one a definite yes -- drunk or sober.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Buffy and Kendra (which somebody so needs to write, incidentally)... hmm... I'm gonna go with Buffy on this one, but I would love to read Kendra topping Buffy.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Tara and Lilah are in a happy relationship until Lilah suddenly runs off with Giles. Tara, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jenny and a brief unhappy affair with Dru, then follows the wise advice of Illyria and finds true love with Buffy."

Title: Who Needs Canon When You've Got Hot Femslash?
Doyle and Ari are the only people likely to write this crack.  They would also totally read it.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Kendra/Ethan were canon, I would suspect we were in the Wishverse.  Could someone write that for me, by the way?


Multifandom
One: Picard (ST:TNG)
Two: River (Firefly)
Three: Lilah (Angel)
Four: Giles (BtVS)
Five: Minerva McGonagall (HP)
Six: Luna Lovegood (HP)
Seven: Rogue (X-Men, movieverse)
Eight: Troi (ST:TNG)
Nine: Seven of Nine (ST:Voyager)
Ten: Hermione Granger (HP)
Eleven: Kurt/Nightcrawler (X-Men, movieverse)
Twelve: Mal (Firefly)

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Luna and Nightcrawler are both so very cool, though I'm not sure quite how they would vibe together.  I've never seen it, but I'm hardly averse.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I promise I didn't intentionally make Giles the same number both times.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Mal got Troi pregnant?  This would be tremendously confusing.  But hopefully it would turn out better than the last time "The Child" (TNG S2 mystical Troi pregnancy).

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Seven of Nine?  No, I can't.  I don't read Voyager fic since I haven't seen the full series.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
River and Luna?  LIKE WHOA!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
McGonagall/7 or McGonagall/Hermione?  Hands-down.  I mean, Seven is hot, but LOVE McGonagall/Hermione.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Rogue walked in on River and Mal having sex?  She would just walk right out again.  Or maybe stay and admire the hotness of Mal.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Lilah/Hermione: The War was over, and Hermione wasn't sure if she was alive or not but she knew she was more scared than she had ever been before.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff??
Picard/Troi fluff?  I have great faith that it exists.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Rogue/Mal: The Untouchables Find Their Peace

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Giles deflower Picard?  Um... Ripper opens a dimensional portal and finds Picard during his Academy days.  Possibly that day with the Naussicans.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Rogue slash?  Allie might.  I've actually read some.  I'm all about Rogue/Logan, though.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Lilah het?  I feel safe in saying Yes.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nightcrawler?  I don't think so.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
River/Giles/McGonagall = geeky hotness!  Plus, crossover fun.  Hello, Ari.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Hermione?  Something Latin?  No, seriously I'm gonna go with something traditional like "Fuck!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Troi: Ani's "I'm No Heroine"?  I would be tempted to be cliche and pick something about thoughts or mindgames or something if only I could think of one.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Picard/Luna/Mal: crazy space travel, voyeurism, did I mention the crazy?, age and generation gaps, snark with the possibility of angst, and I said crazy already, right?

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
River to pick up Hermione? "I know the future you see for yourself.  But you could be something even greater."

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last time I read a McGonagall fic... good question.  I was on an XMM kick for a while, followed by venturing back into Whedonverse, so I'm honestly not sure.  Possibly Bright Girls Blush (a lovely McGonagall & Hermione fic).

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Luna: glasses. but it's only secret because no one has ever asked her.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Nightcrawler shag Seven? Um, not likely.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Lilah and Rogue?  No contest.  I love my stone butch and/or fucked-up manipulative Rogue, but Lilah's gonna win that contest of wills in a heartbeat.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Picard and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven suddenly runs off with Giles. Picard, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nightcrawler and a brief unhappy affair with Mal, then follows the wise advice of McGonagall and finds true love with Lilah."

Title: The Multifandom Space Odyssey of Crack
Um, Doyle might write this?  She would probably read it.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Rogue/Troi were canon, I would feel very confused.  Though hey, brainsex?


I heart this meme like whoa.

It needs to result in the writing of lots of (crack)fic.

So far I have written Remus Lupin/River Tam (nestled between other people's Rufus Wainwright/Winnie the Pooh).




The questions for you to fill out:

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff??

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
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