I do not think "her pussy felt like a squishy bun fresh from the oven" is a simile I'd ever want applied to myself. *G*
-lunabee34 on The Best Lesbian Erotica of 2006 [May 14th, 2006]
Phrases that should not be used in commercials:
"Naughty bits of cinnamon desire."
It's a gum commercial, too. That's just wrong.
-angevin2 [May 18th, 2006]
Lorraine, wanna posit Giles-in-love-with-a-penguin here? ("Name the weirdest fanfic premise you've ever seen - that worked.")
Eric says he could outdork my friends. Even limiting this to X-Men I think he's wrong. (Also from him: Win a free computer.)