Elizabeth Scripturient (the delinquent, ecumenical (hermionesviolin) wrote,
Elizabeth Scripturient (the delinquent, ecumenical

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I saw that in an e-mail. No lie. Rock on, Royal Bank of Scotland. I've seen confidentiality notices as well as notations that a message was sent from a Blackberry, but this one is new. Auto-inserted into a message Prof.B. sent to them.


I do not think "her pussy felt like a squishy bun fresh from the oven" is a simile I'd ever want applied to myself. *G*
-lunabee34 on The Best Lesbian Erotica of 2006 [May 14th, 2006]

Phrases that should not be used in commercials:
"Naughty bits of cinnamon desire."
It's a gum commercial, too. That's just wrong.
-angevin2 [May 18th, 2006]

Lorraine, wanna posit Giles-in-love-with-a-penguin here? ("Name the weirdest fanfic premise you've ever seen - that worked.")

Eric says he could outdork my friends. Even limiting this to X-Men I think he's wrong. (Also from him: Win a free computer.)
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