Barney: "One of the 24 ways women and fish are alike is that they're both attracted to bright objects. Don't you ever read my blog?"
I admit to having small quibbles like how Lily gets a taxi when she has no purse and clearly nowhere to put money in that outfit.
Robin: "I'm not a VIP. I'm not even an IP. I'm just a lowly little P sitting out here in the gutter."
Lily: "I'll take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day."
Love her realizing what she's said.
coatwench: "All the stuff you're supposed to like usually sucks."
Yeah, noisy clubs that charge $17/beer totally suck. Wine-tasting, on the other hand, when not with boring people, can be awesome.
Lily: "Once. On a dare! [Beat.] The other times were just for fun."
Lily: "I said, 'Follow my lead.' "
Nice one with the girl Barney was grinding with. And Ted making him tip the coatwench. "That's a handy new trick."