Elizabeth Scripturient (the delinquent, ecumenical (hermionesviolin) wrote,
Elizabeth Scripturient (the delinquent, ecumenical

How I Met Your Mother 1.05 "Okay Awesome" [watched on tape: 04 Sept. 2006]

Robin: "Say you're my bitch."

Barney: "One of the 24 ways women and fish are alike is that they're both attracted to bright objects. Don't you ever read my blog?"

I admit to having small quibbles like how Lily gets a taxi when she has no purse and clearly nowhere to put money in that outfit.

Robin: "I'm not a VIP.  I'm not even an IP.  I'm just a lowly little P sitting out here in the gutter."
Lily: "I'll take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day."
Love her realizing what she's said.

coatwench: "All the stuff you're supposed to like usually sucks."

Yeah, noisy clubs that charge $17/beer totally suck.  Wine-tasting, on the other hand, when not with boring people, can be awesome.

Lily: "Once.  On a dare!  [Beat.]  The other times were just for fun."

Lily: "I said, 'Follow my lead.' "

Nice one with the girl Barney was grinding with.  And Ted making him tip the coatwench.  "That's a handy new trick."
Tags: tv: how i met your mother, tv: how i met your mother: episodes

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