Barney: This better be good. I'm about to enter Nirvana. By the way I should get you Nirvana's phone number, she gives a great massage.
Claudia: What was her name? Was it my fat cousin Lindsay? Don't be embarassed, she has pretty eyes.
Marshall: A drumroll?! That's it? So what you just said good night, came home and performed a drum solo?
Barney: My hands are tied. Oh wait, that was last night -- snap!
Barney: That's right, I just got paid for sex! Maybe I should give this money to the Peace Corps. They've done so much for me lately.
When Victoria said her name was "Buttercup" I was hoping Ted would say "Westley" 'cause The Princess Bride = love. Star Wars just doesn't do it for me.
Victoria's very pretty, and sweet, but she just doesn't ping me.
I really sympathize with Robin here. She obviously has feelings for Ted like whoa, but that doesn't make the problems with engaging in a relationship with Ted any less real. Yeah, totally hitting Current Personal Experience buttons here.