And the gang annoys me when they're so immature, though it's not out of character.
"Who's the boss?"
Barney: "Only the greatest thing ever. Wait, that's not enough build up. If cancer were cured tomorrow, this would still be the greatest thing to happen all week."
Ted: "Besides, they put a party hat on me. My authority was compromised."
Lily says the guy is "husky" and Marshall says no, he's "huggable" (and we flash back to the bromance episode :) and "complicated... just enough of a jerk that you think you can fix him." I'm impressed by his perceptiveness.
They went to Wesleyan? (Lily's shirt.)
Barney: "Yo, why you gotta ruin my riddles?"
Barney: "We knew we could get Marshall because he has shame. I have none. Where my shame gland should be, I have a second awesome gland. True story."
Barney (on how Lily captured Marshall's essence in her painting of him): "Goofy and unburdened of wit."
Love Marshall and Lily playing Barney.