college!Ted: "First of all, my parents live in Ohio; I live in the moment."
asleep!Marshall: "Zitch dog -- blue suburban -- eighteen-nothing."
Ted telling Barney to "buckle up," hee! And yeah, I adore that Barney never learned to drive and is in fact terrified. (Me, project?)
Heart closed-captioning. Ted says "effected" and then Marshall says "affected."
Ted: "That's what I said."
Marshall: "Just making sure."
