Nicole to Duncan: "You're gonna have to face the fact that things may not work out between you and him."
Ethan: "I picture everyone naked. In my head, I'm the only one wearing clothes."
Kyle: "Feeling a little exposed."
Ethan: "Oh, no, just women."
Kyle: "Feeling a little rejected."
Kyle: "Yeah, Benjamin's great."
Ethan: "Picturing him naked?"
Kyle: "Nope. He's wearing a hat."
Benjamin has a son?
Kat: "It's hard to take a superhero seriously when he's covering a little boy's penis."
Jonah: "My friend Marshall has a dog named Lady."
Personally, I would have confronted Benjamin directly, though I can understand why Ethan would go to Kat first (even leaving aside the fact that he wants her himself).
Yonk (on cheesecake): "It's like sugar and fat making love on a plate."
Richie: "As much as I'd like to have that in my mouth...."
Kat: "I don't want your pity hug!"
I love her grabbing Ethan's outstretched hands.
Kat goes back and takes her toothbrush -- "You don't get any part of me,"
Ah, the classic soap opera, "I can't leave him now, he's hospitalized."