First of all: Amy, this is clearly a sign that there needs to be porn in our future. (Also: Are you psychic, or was "I once killed a man just to watch him die" in the previews and hence in your brain for a recent LJ post?)
navigators have 3 stripes, captains have 4
My father said, "Just plant a tree in Israel."
Lance Hardwood
Walk of Shame!
Yeah.